Monday, June 11, 2012

Unicorn....It's what's for dinner

Just when I didn't think you could find weirder things to eat I find this. Is this fun food or just odd??
A conversation could go two ways with your kids




kids: what's for dinner tonight?                                
you: unicorn burgers!                                              
kids:  awesome, how did you catch a unicorn??      
you: I'm Super Parent and all animals bow to my will

Traumatized kids
kids: what's for dinner tonight   ?
you: unicorn burgers!
kids: AAHHH, no!!! why??, why??? (followed by a bunch of tears)






Just think of all the happy kids we could have if we just added a little unicorn to our diet. So if you don't mind being responsible for killing innocent pure creatures of fantasy then just click on the link below to order a can of fictional creature for your next meal.
http://www.thinkgeek.com/caffeine/e5a7/


Candy Unicorn Horn

Oh and an added bonus Radiant Farms also turns the unicorns magical horn into a delightful candy.  Sure to give all kids smiles and happy thoughts.
http://neverchill.com/5447/candy-unicorn-horn

ps. I thought I would break this to you after you read about the yummy goodness of unicorns.  The unicorn is inside the can, but in one piece.  Don't worry use your handy dandy shrink/enlarge ray gun to restore the unicorn to it's normal size and begin to skin the meat off, or as the website suggest take it to your local butcher and have him to it for you (saves you the mess).
Word of warning to you ......do NOT let your kids play with the unicorn before you take it to the butcher or your kids will fall in love and your stuck with a mystical creature living in your backyard.
Mini Unicorn

ps.s just found this....to end your meal just put on some silky Unicorn Fart Lip Balm.  Unicorn farts smell and taste like peppermint/cotton candy.  It will make your lips soft and leave you with a sweet minty scent!
Unicorn Farts Lip Balm


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